Official Apocrypha: or, Sifting Through Static — The Foreword Before. By Ben Tyler Elliott. A Reader's Companion to the new audiobook SIFTING THROUGH STATIC by Ben Tyler Elliott....
You are thirteen. You and your friend have a crush on the same boy. He is about two feet tall and sings like a terrible angel....
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THE CAT there is a street by a dunkin donuts that you walk the girls down you take them to the apartment with the hall...
Somewhere in a Town You Never Knew Existed Somewhere by Nina Hart is a book that speaks directly to society's "elephants in the living room" through kooky hooliganism and...
People were rushing all around Victoria Station as I hurriedly checked for the public wifi that Google had assured me a month ago would exist. I probably put too...
1). LOSE WEIGHT: Oh yeah, let’s start big, shall we? Pun intended, because I hate myself. This is the top resolution for an eating disorder girl gone lazy, I’m...
This is Chelsea Laine Wells reading HOBBIES INCLUDE #5, the very Spesh New Year's Edish, by Brian Alan...
ELECTION DAY i woke up, went to work, & played barista walked home with hands in pockets, crumpled ones ran up the stairs to get high before leaving at the pizza joint, i listened as an old guy...
Wrap everything up in the same exact wacky Rudolph in a speedo wrapping paper but don’t write anyone’s names on the tag so when somebody looks disappointed when opening...
Jingle Bells is on loop in Burger King. And not even the full version but some minute and half hybrid that is all chorus. At first I...
Welcome to part two in Sean Kilpatrick’s ongoing series on bat-shit crazy artists.
Congested by his rank into a delinquent calf at the altar of the state, Jack Henry...
WITH BONUS AUDIO BY Michael Seymour Blake! Hobbies include... —letting my cat lick the mental illness from my beard. —drunkenly convincing loved ones that Goodfellas is actually mandatory Christmas viewing. —reenacting the scene...
If you leave Charlotte and are headed to Columbia, SC, you only have two ways to go. The first is I-77, a bone straight blade of...
Talking Book is a modern audiobook house located in the misty mountains of Asheville, NC. We record and publish the works of vital, innovative authors, offer high-caliber audio production...
WITH AUDIO NARRATED BY BUD SMITH. BONUS! Hobbies include... —ignoring the huge life mistakes I’ve made by obsessing over the tiny editorial mistakes I’ve made. —cancelling plans based on the unreasonable...
Add permanent ink to gain authorship over your body
because you are terrified that a rainbow is just a problem
in optics, a poem just stanzaic...
Read or listen to the audio, narrated by the author herself... 1. The waiter with the enormous aborted fetus head and thin orange hair who picked fries off the...
Old people freak me out.
I think that started back in 6th grade, when I stayed at my grandma’s place for a few weeks while recovering from...
