The following is the first of many kickass excerpts from Brian Alan Ellis's new book A Series of Pained Facial Expressions Made While Shredding Air Guitar NOW IN HI-FI! [audio...
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Fates & Furies by Lauren Groff was on the eyes and lips of just about everyone in 2015 (including our commander in chief), and for a very good reason...it's absolutely...
I'm a very good, verging on genius, lower-midlevel successful writer. I mean, just look at my catalog. How do I come up with this shit!? People have asked me...
Dear ______________, I was very taken away when I first saw you. It’ll be a strange comparison, but you reminded me of my first car: a 1967 sky blue...
The following is an excerpt from the upcoming novel Jesus Christ, Boy Detective, which will be out July 15th from Pelekinesis.
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Tom Hightower gripped the...If you are subscribed to our newsletter then you just read The Talking Book Hearsay #1 and you're still reeling in the excitement of it all. If you haven't subscribed to...
FORWARD EXPLAINING A TRUTH YOU ALREADY KNOW BUT SPEND EVERY MINUTE OF LIFE AVOIDING LIKE THE TERRIFIED ANIMAL YOU ACTUALLY ARE Forward by Jereme Dean Dear Reader, There’s a strong possibility you’re...
I’ve been meeting a lot of people who wonder, “How is a short story written, what is involved?” I figured I’d break it down into simple steps. They don’t...
The first sound recording was not of music. Thomas Edison, being a man of science and not a literary man, and most likely caught out by the fact that...
THE TALKING BOOK is now accepting submissions in the shape of non-fiction, essays, fiction, poems, comics, reviews and more! Our little audiobook pub house is excited to...
I'll get right down to it here and say that what I hate most about people who own skis is that they own skis. Yes. Of course. And you're...
Our voracious reader and content curator Dani Harris recently read Alexandra Kleeman's breakthrough novel You Too Can Have A Body Like Mine. She liked it so much...
Every once in a while we like to shoot out a few ideas as to where people should send their writing. At the moment the following places are cool...
Sam Pink's Way To Improve Stuff #2 talks about some serious improvements to Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's 2015 film THE REVENANT. 1. Have the bear kill the Leonardo Di Caprio...
A Friday off. It’s noon by the time I get out of bed, the worse for wear, one by the time I get in the shower. By two o’clock,...
Ever since I can remember I've been a David B. It's true. I didn't ask for this station in life but there's no denying it. I do my...
Snow Day 5:00 am I wake up, look out the window. A couple of inches on the ground, but no snow falling. I check my phone for news from work -...
