Wrap everything up in the same exact wacky Rudolph in a speedo wrapping paper but don’t write anyone’s names on the tag so when somebody looks disappointed when opening...

The first time I allowed a stranger to photograph me naked, I was unemployed, weighed 140 pounds, and had really bad hair.

I had just...

Portland is the hot new city to move to. People are friendly, there are trees everywhere, and we’re so politically correct, it should really be our middle name. Forget...

I’ve been meeting a lot of people who wonder, “How is a short story written, what is involved?” I figured I’d break it down into simple steps. They don’t...

Question from an anonymous reader:    Dear Sam Pink,    How do I get girls to notice me? SAM PINK: I'm very glad to be asked, thank you. You have done the...