This is it. The moment you've all been not waiting for. Please enjoy the very last Hobbies Include by the great Brian Alan Ellis. HOBBIES INCLUDE ... —knowing that...

WITH BONUS AUDIO BY Michael Seymour Blake!   Hobbies include...   —letting my cat lick the mental illness from my beard.   —drunkenly convincing loved ones that Goodfellas is actually mandatory Christmas viewing.   —reenacting the scene...

WITH AUDIO NARRATED BY BUD SMITH. BONUS! Hobbies include... —ignoring the huge life mistakes I’ve made by obsessing over the tiny editorial mistakes I’ve made.   —cancelling plans based on the unreasonable...

Part 2 of the exciting new series Hobbies Include from Brian Alan Ellis HOBBIES INCLUDE —fantasizing about falling down stairs while wearing a t-shirt that says “The Dream...