Top Ten Resolutions I will Not Be Upholding in 2017
1). LOSE WEIGHT: Oh yeah, let’s start big, shall we? Pun intended, because I hate myself. This is the top resolution for an eating disorder girl gone lazy, I’m...
1). LOSE WEIGHT: Oh yeah, let’s start big, shall we? Pun intended, because I hate myself. This is the top resolution for an eating disorder girl gone lazy, I’m...
Read or listen to the audio, narrated by the author herself... 1. The waiter with the enormous aborted fetus head and thin orange hair who picked fries off the...