When I was young my grandfather took me and my cousin on a trip. My father called it a vacation even though we were going to a ranch...
Plum Eyes She had purple sunglasses. She said she liked them because she couldn’t eat plums; they made her sick. The glasses let her enjoy purple without a stomachache. Burned Shades of Orange I think you burned a cucumber-scented candle...
Below, you'll find a list Brian Alan Ellis's Amazing Hobbies:
—realizing that having hobbies/passions has pretty much ruined my life, so…
—fantasizing about someone playing a sick...
