We got bombed out, and no one slept in New Orleans.  There were options, some thirty-something couple with baking-soda aspirations and liquid expressions.  They got us high, but...

The bouncer who stood blocking the door was a few inches taller and outweighed me by a hundred pounds. I had him sized up pretty good, gotten...

I haven't been single for about eight years. Prior to that, I would have been pegged as a serial monogomist by others. Recently, my girlfriend and I...