This is Chelsea Laine Wells reading HOBBIES INCLUDE #5, the very Spesh New Year's Edish, by Brian Alan...
Wrap everything up in the same exact wacky Rudolph in a speedo wrapping paper but don’t write anyone’s names on the tag so when somebody looks disappointed when opening...
WITH BONUS AUDIO BY Michael Seymour Blake! Hobbies include... —letting my cat lick the mental illness from my beard. —drunkenly convincing loved ones that Goodfellas is actually mandatory Christmas viewing. —reenacting the scene...
'I drove a heavy duty f-250 pickup truck. 1990. Blue. 92,000 hard miles. Loose, ineffective brakes. There were a lot of crashes—into people, places, things, whatever was around. The...
It's cold, and the backseat of the car has only warmed enough to keep my breath from showing. Through the window I watch the leafless trees and the bare...
